THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (½)

I have never been to any of Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber’s theatrical presentations, so I cannot say what has made his work so widely adored. But I will say this: Joel Schumacher’s adaptation of this world famous play is one of the most bloated and maudlin musicals I have ever seen. It inspires giggles of laughter due to its quixotic treatment of an absolutely preposterous and specious romance. How its adorers can stand such a pipe dream is baffling.
The film’s reviews have a small startling commonality. Most critics who dislike it cannot seem to understand the appeal of Lord Webber’s masterpieces (check the reviews at http://www.rottentomatoes.com and http://www.metacritic.com to see for yourself). Even Roger Ebert, who (quite unbelievably) recommends the film admits, “I am recommending a movie that I do not seem to like very much.” Let’s see those advertisers use that blurb.
And yet the film seems to arouse such fervor among those who love it. As of this writing, the film has a weighted average of 7.1 (out of 10) on http://www.imdb.com among 8000+ voters. I can only surmise that audiences have all but lost the ability to distinguish between sentiment and sentimentality.
Oh and there is a very big difference between these two characteristics that I speak of. Sentiment requires empathy. Sentimentality requires schmaltz. PHANTOM OF THE OPERA lacks the former and overflows with the latter.
The great movie musicals know how to mix it up, properly pacing the right emotions within their stories. Consider MOULIN ROUGE!, which had a kaleidoscope of feelings. PHANTOM in comparison is sickeningly one-note. Characters wistfully look and speak to each other as if they had nothing but romance in their hearts. It’s as if Franco Zeffirelli (of ROMEO AND JULIET) had directed it without warmth, joy, or reason.
The story’s underlying romance, which has always been the play’s greatest failing, is phony. We have all heard of it. Girl loves boy, Girl falls for Phantom, has to decide. I understand the symbolism of man’s cruelty to hidden beauty (as represented by the Phantom himself), but please… how can I sympathize with the hidden beauty of a supposedly misshapen sewer-dweller if he looks like a supermodel? There is hardly any amount of grotesqueness that his miniscule mask covers. He might as well be wearing Clark Kent’s glasses.
Consider this, Christine (Emmy Rossum) who has just become the star the opera house the Phantom (Gerald Butler) occupies, is drawn to him after he appears in her mirror. Now if I saw someone singing to me from my mirror while I was dressing, you’d never catch me performing at that opera house again. But inexplicably, she is drawn to this mysterious figure, supposedly representing the spirit of her father, who taught her the beauty of music. Or maybe he’s just hot.

Why does she fall for him? Well, we are told it is because he guided her musically. But what of her childhood sweetheart, Raoul (Patrick Wilson)? She remembers him fondly, or so she says, looking at him longingly with each glance. Her leanings toward the Phantom might be influenced by the memory of her father, who tells her how the “angel of music” will watch over her (I swear if I hear “angel of music” one more time…). Maybe it’s his candle-filled lair hidden in the sewers (how romantic). His hideout is so baroque, that everyone should forget about the Phantom and focus on who his contractor is.
See, this is one of the worst problems the movie has. It telegraphs emotions, telling us what we should feel instead of letting us experience convincing situations for us to build our own conclusions. Compare Christine’s account of her childhood romance to actual scenes in A VERY LONG ENGAGEMENT. There, Audrey Tautou’s character doesn’t have to tell us she was in love with her childhood sweetheart. We saw it firsthand.
Some critics laud the film’s cinematography and art direction (nominated for Academy Awards), though I must say that both left me underwhelmed. If the dazzling production sets of MOULIN ROUGE! and CHICAGO are still fresh in your mind, this film’s imagery will leave you flat. Though some scenes are warmly lit, I felt that many were a bit dim for my liking, regardless whether it is consistent with the play’s material. The costume design however, is lovely.
If the movie has any asset, it is its music. Though most of its lyrics sound as if Britney Spears had written them (on a good day), the musical context it exists in still maintains a certain dreamlike grandiosity. It’s terrible that the music has to reside within a picture unworthy of it. I foresee blind people enjoying this movie immensely.
The actors are totally wasted because of the unrewarding duties they must perform, such as singing through practically every line. There is no flair in their conveyances, no zip, no bite. They all have to look pensive, pleased, worried, or in love (except for Minnie Driver who must have been instructed to act as annoying as possible). Excellent actors such as Miranda Richardson, Simon Callow (SHAKESPEARE IN LOVE), and Ciaran Hinds (THE SUM OF ALL FEARS) play such meaningless characters. And gifted young thespians in Gerard Butler, Patrick Wilson (THE ALAMO), and Emmy Rossum (THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW) become as dispensable as any other good looking actors working today.

Joel Schumacher is a director capable of greatness (FALLING DOWN, ST. ELMO’S FIRE, VERONICA GUERIN, and TIGERLAND), and stunning disappointment (BAD COMPANY, BATMAN AND ROBIN). This is easily his worst film (depending on what side you fall on). If the film’s core ingredient of the Phantom’s disfigurement could have been treated in a straightforward manner, who knows where this could have gone? Instead, he took the commercial route, seeking to replicate the moneymaking success Lord Webber has been so good at. It is a disastrous miscalculation.
Good musicals know how to blend sexiness, sass, energy, tension, and reason within themselves. THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA doesn’t do any of this. It is senseless, tirelessly lovey-dovey, and overlong. If you’re like me though, it will make you giggle uncontrollably (maybe laugh if you are shameless). Stephanie Zachareck of Salon.com noted its arrival impeccably: “Andrew Lloyd Webber's crowd-pleasing musical lands on the screen with a big, gaudy splat.”
I found your review to be interestingly under-educated. The goal of any musical movie is not necessarily to bring a great deal of live action and bright blinking lights to the screen to please the current society's increasing need for images of shiny objects and lustful bodies. Instead, the goal of a musical movie is to convey the playwright's message (yes, each play has a message). There is great symbolism in the movie that is captured in a way the live play could not. Moreover, the actors do a tremendous job portraying their roles. I wish you knew something of the art of THEATRE rather than just CINEMA before criticizing one of the best movie musicals I've seen since the golden days of Bing Crosby and Gene Kelly. Also, you mentioned that Schumacher stayed true to the script of the musical. Perhaps if you had done your research, you would know that Andrew Lloyd Webber produced this movie and helped Schumacher to adapt the script. It is going to be hard to take Webber's work right in front of him and completely alter it. Besides, this movie was not made so that the public could come, feast their eyes on eye candy for two and a half hours, and go home feeling that they have justified their $8 by watching guts spilt everywhere, painstakingly long sex scenes lacking the true beauty of the body and the action of sex, and/or meaningless dialogue that drones on seemingly infinitely. Instead, this movie was made to bring America back to the theatre. We have always had a great theatrical background. Yet, our uncultured society of today does not care for the theatre, and you are a prime example. You spit on this film because it doesn't amuse you, there aren't enough shiny and pretty things that catch your eye, the dialogue isn't that of a George Bush speech, stressing terrorism and war and freedom, as those are the issues of today. Instead, it covers timeless issues: love, romance, betrayal, fear, sadness, death, and comedy to name a few. This movie was to show the nation what theatre really is and to draw them back to the cultured past we have so willingly abandoned. I find your review to be a weak attempt at criticism, rhetorically, literally, and (most importantly) theatrically. You attack this film for the very purpose it was created. You hold no respect for its theatrical beauty and yet you most likely don't even understand 10% of the symbolism of this film. The reason that people have always liked Webber's work is because it covers a wide variety of human emotions and issues. If Shakespeare saw the movies we watch today, he would probably cry. There is no beauty to it, no elegance, no actors even. We live in a computer generated world of mindless and emotionless CGI characters. I challenge you to find an original movie (AKA not adapted from a book, play, etc) that has as much symbolism and worldwide success as Phantom of the Opera. Long live the theatre.
Posted by: OG at April 23, 2005 12:45 AMI admit that I am no expert in theatre, and thus do not even attempt to cite its stage value (as I mentioned in my review), but as film, it is embarassing, and most probably fails to translate whatever value it has as a play (since I have not seen it, I can't be entirely sure). I recognize your love of the stage (I have received several emails like this, and yours comes across as the most passionate and reasonable) and apologize if my review came across as virulent, but I cannot deny how awful the film comes across, and have merely opined my thoughts. Thanks for the post.
Posted by: Flipcritic at April 24, 2005 06:13 PMI loved the movie. It was magnificent. There are so many great symbols that mean things. But I have one question, I just noticed this my 7th time of seeing it. When the phontom ties raul to the gate and right before that, if you look in the mirror behind the phontom, there is something white in the mirror, it looks like a big pair of white pants, but its not one of the people because it's not the right shape and is not moving. If anyone has any ideas, plz let me know at njohnson03@comcast.net Thank you.
Posted by: Cool Dude at June 9, 2005 12:28 PMI applaud you, OG for your sincere letter. If you didn't get the point across by that, then there is no use. I have seen the play, seen the movie, and read the book. Personally, I think the movie transposes the story of the play beautifully. The symbolism in the movie is amazing, and I bet you were too busy critisizing it to even realize the commendable things occuring in the movie. I feel as if I don't have to say much more, the previous letters have said it all. One last thing, the directors and producers did not make the movie to amuse critics like yourself who cannot see the value in a movie like this; they made it for the fans like us, who will remain true to the film and the theatre version, despite the bad critique it may receive. Thanks, and I don't mean to instigate conflicts. Happy critiquing.
Posted by: Mallory at June 27, 2005 01:09 PMI love The Phantom of the Opera lots and I would like to be in it my self.
Posted by: Emma at August 8, 2005 07:30 PMFlipcritic, how can you say all of these things? It is hard to put into words how much this movie means to me. How can you even compare Britney Spears' "songwriting" to the beautiful lyrics of the "The Phantom of the Opera"? Both the lyrics and the music stir something inside my soul that I've never felt before. I listen to the soundtrack everyday and am planning to buy the DVD. This is a musical! Of course most of it will be singing. Sexiness, sass, energy, tension, and reason-all of these were beautifully portrayed in the movie. Come on, did you not see "The Point of No Return" scene? If that's not passion, I don't know what is. I played piano for nine years, then quit two years ago with no intention of going back. Now I have started back because I wanted to learn to play the songs with "Phantom of the Opera-Movie Selections" that I ordered from Amazon. I agree fully with everything OG wrote. The only things you and I agree on is that the costumes are lovely. Clearly, Flipcritic, you are a person of no class.
Posted by: Amanda at August 23, 2005 07:19 AMAmanda, check out Rotten Tomatoes (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/phantom_of_the_opera/), and you'll realize that there are a lot of us critics who have no class. I'm sure as a theatrical event it is wonderful in its demonstrative nature. But as film? It is wanting.
Posted by: Flipcritic at August 23, 2005 09:22 AMI'm someone who's done many plays and thearter productions all throughout my school years, from middle to highschool. And I must say, Andrew Lloyd Webber Did amazing work to this play. Not only did he do it justice, he went beyond. I absolutally adore this movie. I do agree they went a bit over board on some seans, like how they made his deformity look radio-active when they first show it as christine pulls the mask off (while their on the stage that is) but over all he did a wonderfull job. I don't know if musicals just arn't your thing, or weather you just have bad tast in movies.
Posted by: ChaosAngel91 at September 18, 2005 11:09 AMYou article made tons of sense to me. I love the Phantom of the Opera movie to death, but it is easy to get sick of half open mouths staring at eachother liek they are so in love they will die. The music is really good and I think the actors given their roles did a really good job. I still love the movie. There is something unexplainable about it, or maybe it's just the music.
Posted by: Morgan at November 13, 2005 05:51 AMCiting ROTTENTOMATOES.COM is pretty useless because anyone who has ever researched Lloyd Webber will know that the critics HATE him and take great pride in trashing his work. It came as no surprise to me (and the million other Webber fans out there) that PHANTOM was butchered by several critics. Many of them stated in their review that they hated him and his musical and there review was clearly prejudiced and biased and I for one, think it's infantile and mean when they stoop to such a "low" level.
Whether you like the music or not, how can anyone deny the visual and artistic strengths of this film. I have read reviews where the critic stated the cinematography was gorgoues, the sets were gorgeous, Emmy Russom was great but Lloyd Webber sucks- the film get's an F.
Give me a break. To clearly state this film is in the same ratings category as JAWS:THE REVENGE or ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES is not just insulting but ridiculous and now I understand why so many people hate critics. And the release of PHANTOM (the film) also clearly demonstrated the ridiculous degree critics despise Webber. The director of the stage PHANTOM, Harold Prince (a genius who has to date won over 20 TONY's) stated in an interview this year that "... My respect for the material and the score is huge (meaning PHANTOM). There's a whole snob element about Andrew [Lloyd Webber] because he's so successful. But that's one hell of a good composer and score."
But despite what several ruthless critics stated, the film was nominated for several awards, 3 GOLDEN GLOBES (including BEST PICTURE) 2 Critics Choice (including BEST PICTURE), 11 GOLDEN SATELITE (including BEST PICTURE), 3 Oscars ...and several others as well (according to IMDB over 30)
This film was gorgeous and in my opinion it was one of the BEST FILMS of 2004. There is a reason why this film scores high on audience reviews. Check IMDB, AMAZON.COM, BOX OFFICVE MOJO, TRIBUTE.CA. I guess we, the public, don't know any better.
Posted by: E Jimenez at December 20, 2005 03:52 AMTo: E Jimenez
Don't look now, but you're criticizing. So what does that make you? If you are to call the majority of published critics useless, I could say the same for you.
Bottom line, you liked it, I didn't. But there's a reason why we have our reviews published, and that's hard to deny. Our reviews speak for themselves. And your so does the arrogance of your comment.
Posted by: Flipcritic at December 20, 2005 07:50 AMFlipcritic,
In response to your comments, my statements were no more "arrogant" than your countless comments in your published review.
I was also pointing out a fact (not an opinion) that many who love this film (since the release of PHANTOM last year, it has spawned several new fans of the musical) are NOT aware of and that's that there are a gaz-illion Webber trashing critics out there. Having studied musical theatre for YEARS I know too much about Webber's history and as stated previously anything the man releases- whether it's a stage musical or a cinematic counterpart, it get's unjustly crucified by many critics. The same thing happened with the stage PHANTOM despite the fact that it ended up winning over 50 theatre awards across the globe. Stage versions of EVITA and CATS also got the same treatment.
I am by no means stating that you are a "Webber-bashing" critic since you actually gave the music some credit in your review but citing websites such as ROTTENTOMATOES.COM doesn't prove anything. At least to those who know Webber's history with critics. And judging by the audience reception of the film, PHANTOM continues to win more fans as evidenced by the website's I cited in my original post and by it's DVD sales.
Webber will get respect from critics eventually but like many other great composers and artists of the past, it may happen several decades after his death.
Regards.
Posted by: E Jimenez at December 21, 2005 12:20 AMTo: E Jimenez
I appreciate your passion for Mr Weber's work. He would not be successful if he did not strike some truth within it. I am not an expert on theatre (I've never seen the play), and I am sure that PHANTOM is of considerable worth on stage. But as I have said before, as a film, its theatrical translation is embarrassing. So I'll leave it at that.
Thanks for your comments.
Posted by: Flipcritic at December 22, 2005 02:57 PMthis is the best movie that i have ever seen.. like a miracle.perfect
Posted by: mipou at April 19, 2006 12:04 AMI just have to say that comparing the PHANTOM lyrics to Britney Spears writing them was horrible. How can you compare incredible writing to Britney? Sheesh.
"In the dark it is easy to pretend that the truth is what you want to be."
---Music of the Night
Britney won't and would never write that good.
Posted by: Serena at April 30, 2006 03:55 AM


